Shirt Type: Select either T-shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt, or Hooded Sweatshirt
Shirt Brand: Select either House Brand (Gildan Softstyle & JERZEES), District (tshirt), Adidas (sweatshirt), or Under Armour (sweatshirt)
Shirt Color: Enter your desired color in the custom field
Duct Tape
PREORDER CLOSE DATE: 9/19/26
Science has its limits. Duct tape, however, is remarkably versatile. It can't cure stupidity — trust us, people have tried — but it does offer a surprisingly effective temporary solution. A shirt for the patient, the practical, and the people who've just about had enough. Choose your style and color and wear it as a warning label.
If you are on an individual product page, you can click here to see larger images of the size & color charts.
YOUTH sizes are at the bottom, scroll down to see those.
PLEASE make sure you are looking at the correct chart for color and shirt type. I do not offer returns, refunds, or exchanges on preorder/customized items.
YOUTH SIZE & COLOR CHARTS
IMPORTANT ABOUT SHIRT COLOR!
Be mindful about the shirt color you pick based on the design colors. If you pick a color that washes out your design colors (like black on black) we will NOT refund, return or exchange.